After familiarizing myself with the MetroY Pro I’ve now finished - An Apple AirTag Saddle Mount:
For now, the Clamps holding onto the Saddle are only being held in place via two whimsical M3 Countersunk Screws threading into Heat Set Inserts but the next Revision - while still using the Screws to bring the Parts together - will utilize a Feature allowing for the parts to be glued together greatly increasing the effort needed to remove them.